For other sweet (not spooky) treats, try these marshmallow ghost and ghouls pops or these Mummy Dogs. You have turned into your mother. You’ll never be taken off the call list for telemarketers. Are you sure you turned the oven off? That’s not a good color for you. Your number will soon come up at the IRS. You will meet a short, stinky, unattractive stranger. Everyone saw you double-dip. You’ve got something in your teeth. To make it: Cut two 2-yard lengths of black tulle, and drape the first two yards over the front and back of the chair so it will cascade to the floor. Next, drape the other two yards from side to side over the back of the chair so it also reaches the floor. Gather tulle around the seat base of the chair with orange silk ribbon and tie a simple bow at the back of the chair. Then, trim the length of the tulle to rest evenly on the floor around the chair.